80's Retro Kiwi Spandex Shorts


80’s Retro Kiwi Spandex Shorts

Oi Mate. Our new 80's Kiwi Spandex Shorts are a striped neon dream. Whether you move a little or move a lot, these shorts are designed to keep you feeling cool and looking queer. They feature a kiwi green/black striped pattern, just like bodybuilders wore in the 80s...and with a Kiwi green like this we couldn't help going New Zealand as. No matter what fitness activity you're stoked about, these shorts travel light, have tons of stretch, and let you move freely.

Shine factor: Semi-Matte

Colors we recommend pairing with these: black, yellow, dark purple, white, neon pink, neon orange, heather gray. We offer t-shirts in all those colorshere.

  • 82% polyester/18% spandex
  • Material has a four-way stretch, so fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
  • Overlock and coverstitch
  • Comfortable elastic waistband


We ship world wide, including North America, UK, EU, Asia, South America, Australia and South Africa. We also offer free returns (for U.S. customers only). View our shipping rates.

Size Guide

XS: Waist Sizes 22-24
S: Waist Sizes 26-30
M: Waist Sizes 32-34
L: Waist Sizes 36-38
XL: Waist Sizes 40-42

Returns and Exchanges
We offer free returns for U.S. customers. International orders are final. Check out our return policy.


Commonly Asked Questions

What underwear should I wear under these spandex shorts?

For the answer, please check out our video below: