80's Retro Grape Spandex Shorts


Get on the vine with our brand new 80's Retro Grape Spandex Shorts. With a grape-purple-and-black striped pattern, you'll be looking cool and queer in this design patterned off of 1980s bodybuilders, but updated with modern materials and detailing. No matter what fitness activity juices your grapes, these shorts travel light, have tons of stretch, and help you move.

Shine factor: Semi-Matte

Colors we recommend pairing with these: gold, yellow, royal blue, forest green. We offer t-shirts in all those colorshere.

  • 82% polyester/18% spandex
  • Material has a four-way stretch, so fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
  • Overlock and coverstitch
  • Comfortable elastic waistband


We ship world wide, including North America, UK, EU, Asia, South America, Australia and South Africa. We also offer free returns (for U.S. customers only). View our shipping rates.

Size Guide

XS: Waist Sizes 22-24
S: Waist Sizes 26-30
M: Waist Sizes 32-34
L: Waist Sizes 36-38
XL: Waist Sizes 40-42

Returns and Exchanges
We offer free returns for U.S. customers. International orders are final. Check out our return policy.

Commonly Asked Questions

What underwear should I wear under these shorts?

For the answer, please check out our video below:

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    Ryan B.
    United States

    Very first pair of tights

    So I've been weightlifting for number of years. Do you give a really good range of movement. On top of that they look awesome.

    PAUL C.
    France France

    Best retro spandex shorts ever

    Fantastic purple colour and great shape!

    Brian B.
    United States United States

    I Held Out As Long As I Could

    I waiting a long time to buy these. I saw so many guys looking amazing and I thought I couldn't possibly look ok in this design. I succumbed to the spandex desire and bought a pair. They LOOK and FEEL amazing! Absolutely love the stripes and color. Immediately bought the raspberry pair afterwards!

    Bruce S.
    United States United States

    Love the fit and look!

    Amazing fabric! The pattern just makes things.... pop! I may have just found my new favorite pair of shorts!

    Idris H.
    United States United States

    Great shorts!!

    Great fit, great colors, great design!! I wear a medium, even though a large would fit me too. So something to remember!